Larry stayed dispite the constant abuse

Larry stayed despite the constant abuse.

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via phobias)

brow:

"i cant sleep"

"why"

BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????

(Source: brow, via hi)

perks-of-being-chinese:

mom:

eat your veggies n follow perks-of-being-chinese

thanks mom

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via unescapable)

human:

diamonds are just coal that dealt with stress well

(via zackisontumblr)

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

(via tortillah)

medianrare:

White girls trying to read captchas like
image

(via phobias)

michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

image

my original statement stands

(Source: michaxl, via bastille)

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

(Source: naotarou, via hi)

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via pizza)

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(Source: crayola-colored-skeletons, via unescapable)